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Only in Motherfucking America.

Mon Oct 16, 2006, 7:47 AM
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: The Weakerthans
  • Reading: Lip Service
  • Watching: The Ice Harvest
  • Drinking: Coffee
Today is Boss' Day.

Don't know who the fuck thought up that one, but I guess the people making less money do need a day to give more of it to the people making more money above them.

Our boss isn't even here, so they just started telling everyone next-in-line-for-power "Happy Boss's Day :D!" I'm fairly sure they're just elaborating the totem pole by whoever has the most control over the money.

1. Boss
2. Office Manager
3. Controller (no idea why he even has a position on here)
4. Boss's Mother (her job consists of opening mail)
5. Plant Manager (why is he beneath our accountant? Again, no idea)
6. Purchasing
7. Sales
8. Accounting
9. Secretaries
10. Department Heads (they only make sure the actual products are properly manufactured, so clearly they don't have any real significance in this line)
11. Me
12. Temps Hired To Fold T-Shirts
13. People Who Seal Parts In Plastic Bags
14. Cleaning Lady
15. The Kind Of Slow Guy Who Mows The Lawn

So technically I have about fifty people to kill/sign cards for.

THANK YOU WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS BULLSHIT UP.

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  • Interests: Photography, poetry, dancing and singing in the shower
  • Favourite movie: House of Flying Daggers, Cleopatra, Hypercube, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Fifth Element, Chocolat
  • Favourite artist: Mati Klarwein, Greg Spalenka, Alex Grey, Daniel Merriam, Michael Parkes
  • Favourite poet or writer: Sappho, Francescal Lia Block, Catullus, Stan Rice, Pablo Neruda, Orhan Veli, Catherine Jenkins
  • Favourite photographer: Jerry Uelsmann and Scott Mutter
  • Personal Quote: "Although they are only breath, words which I command are immortal" - Sappho

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Agreed.

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Very lovely work. MLS
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Very awesome Gallery, great diversity there, just as bad as mine...

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'cause those damn squirrles [link] won't get their damn noses out of my nuts... damn nut smugglers
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Thank you for the :+fav:!

It makes me smile. :D

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Cool damned :gallery: BTW!

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Thanks for the :+devwatch:, :bow:

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