Don't know who the fuck thought up that one, but I guess the people making less money do need a day to give more of it to the people making more money above them.
Our boss isn't even here, so they just started telling everyone next-in-line-for-power "Happy Boss's Day
1. Boss
2. Office Manager
3. Controller (no idea why he even has a position on here)
4. Boss's Mother (her job consists of opening mail)
5. Plant Manager (why is he beneath our accountant? Again, no idea)
6. Purchasing
7. Sales
8. Accounting
9. Secretaries
10. Department Heads (they only make sure the actual products are properly manufactured, so clearly they don't have any real significance in this line)
11. Me
12. Temps Hired To Fold T-Shirts
13. People Who Seal Parts In Plastic Bags
14. Cleaning Lady
15. The Kind Of Slow Guy Who Mows The Lawn
So technically I have about fifty people to kill/sign cards for.
THANK YOU WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS BULLSHIT UP.





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It makes me smile.
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